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Pierre Franklin. I own a goat. I possess the ability to recite a number of historical events that interest me greatly and get a kick out applying them to our own modern day. I travel in a circus. Sometimes I make chess sets.
While it is unrelated to most listed above, I can assure you there is reason behind my placement in Montgomery house.

Pierre || Ian - Whatever you want.

iandreyfuss:

As he waited for an answer, an almost serene look befell the face of the delivery boy. Well, fuck, Ian thought. But before much else, the serenity was broken by the exclamation from the one in purple. His face contorted in bewilderment. The donut box was thrust into his hands as the delivery boy made his way past, but not before one of the sharp corners of the box dug painfully into his chest. By the petty attempt at revenge it was more than obvious that Pierre had found him and had come for Lyn - not that he went very far in the first place.

Closing and locking the door behind the lavender laced male, Ian turned opening the box of donuts that he had been waiting for. Padding barefoot toward the bed, he stopped a few feet away, still between them and the door, and leaned casually against the wall. Biting into a fresh glazed donut, Ian watched the going-ons between the Montgomery and the little goat. If he were one to admit such things, he would have thought the exchange was comically adorable. Nevertheless, he watched blankly as the two settled together, mechanically shoving the fried dough treat into him mouth. Thinking is over-rated anyway.

As Pierre cleared his throat, Ian was brought out of his trance like state. Licking the glaze from the corners of his mouth, Ian innocently raised an eyebrow. “What, did you say something?” He blinked expectantly, but still raised a sprinkled donut to his lips. A quick, passing thought popped into his head. ‘Brianna is such a bitch. She hates cripples!’ He wasn’t sure where he heard that, but Ian was sure that it was true and that Seyton was right about the promiscuous Armont.

Shaking the thoughts from his head, Ian refocused. No doubt Pierre would try to leave with Lyn, Ian didn’t have the slightest problem with that. But the Montgomery was surely mistaken if he thought he could leave so soon. Ian stood up straighter, though he still rested against the wall supporting most of his weight. Looking first at the small pygmy and then at his roommate, he raised an eyebrow questioningly.

He thought I spoke. Pierre scoffed internally, tensing slightly. Clearly the goat had had enough of his fathers and their outbursts; releasing a sleepy bleat as he stood from Pierre’s lap and stumbled off of the bed,  Lyn disappeared from the bedroom and into the bathroom for a well deserved indulgence of toilet water. The sloshing sounds continued and Pierre spoke up in attempt to subdue the revolting image of his prized goat’s tongue slapping against a dirty toilet bowl. 

“I- I didn’t speak.” Pierre replied, the heat of his words bubbling over the added fluff in his response. The artificial delivery boy he had come as was undeniably dropped in the hallway. Whatever niceness he has mustered into a believable act with the receptionist had disappeared, possibly burnt out in the shock of coming face-to-face with the two figures most prominent in his life; a goat and fellow Montgomery too high to care about much anything. He could be none other but Pierre Franklin in their presence. Overly-dramatic, abnormal Pierre Franklin who had come seeking revenge, that of which had since dulled into a blunt frustration that no longer held the ability to escalate into wickedness, yet falter at properly processing his feelings toward his current situation. 

Pierre looked up. Silent, he brought up his arm out in front of him, leaning forward on the mattress as he tucked two fingers into the front of Ian’s boxer’s, urging him to leave the wall and take the few necessary steps to stand directly in front of him. He relaxed his shoulders and he sat back on the bed, however he kept his grip on Ian’s waistband, using his free hand to unclasp the top buttons of the makeshift delivery boy polo, kicking off his shoes and allowing them to hit the wall behind them. Time came as no threat. They were given all the time in world, as if the school had shut down and allowed them no place to return. Pierre could have sworn that this was it. After this there was nothing else. They were left to repeat this scene from the time he had arrived until, however it came to be, it would it end.

“I want you to tell me what the hell I did wrong Ian.” He spoke sternly,”Was it because I left without explanation? I trusted you with the Lyn. You knew I trusted you with Lyn and you used it against me. I followed you, I’m here. You have me now.” He cleared his throat, licking his lips as searched for a reaction to offset the response in Ian he was desperate for. A fucking answer would be fantastic. “I don’t care how you tell me. How long or short your goddamn explanation is, I just want to know. What the hell did I do wrong?”

(Source: pierrefranklin)

posted May.08.12 + 8 notes + reblog

Pierre || Ian - Whatever you want.

iandreyfuss:

Ian sat in the center of the single large bed, course book opened in his lap and beside him the familiar pygmy. He scribbled the counter theory he had been working on in the margins as a man belted out lyrics to trashy kids pop on the television. He, himself, turned toward the captivated goat who stared intently at the tv. Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, Ian tapped his pencil thoughtlessly against the edge of the thick book. No longer interesting in the figures scribbled in the book, Ian nudged at Lyn with the tip of his eraser. The goat, impassive, did not even blink in his direction.

Tossing the book over the edge of the bed, Ian waited until Do You Know The Words? went to commercial before trying once again, to get the goat’s attention. “LynLyn. Are you craving what I’m craving?” he asked with a mischievous lop-sided grin. The goat blinked passively, but Ian took it as an affirmation nonetheless. Calling up Mr. Donut from down the block, Ian ordered 4 cases of a dozen glazed with a ‘mystery’ surprise dozen as well.

Once the order was placed and the phone back it it’s cradle, Ian picked up his pants from the floor and dug around in the pocket. To his dismay, he hadn’t been able to bring even one of his bongs when he left so he had to make due without them. With practiced motions, he rolled a blunt and put down the seat on the toilet. Flipping the switch to turn on the ventilator, Ian unabashedly lit up.

Not too far along, he snubbed the end and let the remaining half rest in the ashtray as the bathroom continued to clear out. Not five minutes after the the smell of the smoke had cleared the room the door knocked.

Ian heard a voice from the other side, but the words were jumbled. Looking questioningly at Lyn, it took him a minute to remember the donuts he ordered. He headed toward the door, but a bleat from the goat stopped him in his tracks. Turning back, Ian stared in Lyn’s direction, but momentarily got distracted by his own reflection in the opposing mirror. Did theses boxers always do that 3D thing? Optical Illusions boxers had been a gift, but he couldn’t remember from who.

Grabbing a hold of the handle, Ian pulled open the door without so much as checking through the peephole. He stared at the delivery boy for a long moment before stepping aside slightly. “Do you have more boxes or..?” He let his voice trail off as he looked passed the purple clad individual. Seeing nothing more in the hall, he turned back to the male in front of him. Squinting just a bit, Ian scrutinized the delivery boy. “How much do I owe you?” He asked slowly.

A breathy chuckle escaped him as Ian answered oblivious to the situation now taking place. After a moment to adjust to the shock of reuniting with the roommate, his senses kicked into action. The scent too familiar. While the aroma of the hotel halls promised to keep hidden whatever misfortunes took place behind closed door, the stench of Mother Nature’s green coiled around the very aura of Ian, projecting up into Pierre’s nostrils where it settled. It bought back a domestic feel that spread, rapid and warm across Pierre’s chest. For a moment he forgot his plot of revenge. 

If life were not wicked, he would have liked to have stayed that way for a few moments more to pass. For Ian to remain unknowing and Pierre rekindling with  a comfort he had been deprived of for far too long, but a faint bleat broke out in the background, and Pierre was hurtled back into reality. 

“That’s him. That’s him! I heard him!” He caught Ian’s eye, though it remained a mystery whether the boy had yet registered the matter of their engagement.   He lifted the box of doughnuts, thrusting the box forward and into Ian’s possession. He took a step forward, pausing, before lifting his hand back up to press the box against Ian’s chest, applying a bit of force in hopes of squashing a number of the treats contained in the bright pink container. With a twinge of satisfaction, he continued his destination to the bed, dancing across the tiny threshold to present himself to an old friend.

“I’ve missed you, you ragged ole’ boy. Oh look at you, as fat as ever, you lazy kid. I wonder what you’ve been stuffing yourself with since I last saw you.” He dropped down to his knees beside the bed, taking the goat’s face in his hand as one hand scratched right behind his ear. He had his goat back and there would be hell to come if anyone denied the two to leave together. Pierre came prepared to fight, after all. Standing, he took a seat on the bed, lifting the goat to nestle into his lap. However overjoyed he was at the moment, he was left with very little to say. His attention was overtaken by the images flashing across the television screen, a pity attempt at looking unnerved when his eyes seemed keen to drift off without his permission, over to the other Montgomery.  Finally, he cleared his throat.  

(Source: pierrefranklin)

posted Apr.02.12 + 8 notes + reblog

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iandreyfuss:

“I’m just waiting for you. I’m ready.” Ian threw the jelly filled donuts at Pierre without smiling.

Pierre took a step forward, testing the waters. “Touch my butt. Touch my butt and I know you are telling the truth.”

(Source: pierrefranklin)

posted Apr.02.12 + 5 notes + reblog

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iandreyfuss:

“It’s been 2 months. Go fuck yourself.”

Ian ate some donuts and laughed merthlessly.

Pierre stood back up slowly. “All I ask of you is passionate butt sex.”

(Source: pierrefranklin)

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Pierre fell to the floor and started crying.

“Ow! My pancries  pancreas is on fire!!!! Help me Ian!” 

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iandreyfuss:

You’re cute.

If I am so cute, do what I want. 

Please.

(Source: pierrefranklin)

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tumblrbot:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Ian’s butt.

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pierrefranklin:
Can you message yourself?

Yeah you can, gay boy.

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I am also here.

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